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- Cosmik Debris
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- The mystery man came over
- And he said "I'm outta sight!"
- He said for a nominal service charge
- I could reach nirvana tonight
- If I was ready, willing and able
- To pay him his regular fee
- He would drop all the rest of
- His pressing affairs and devote
- His attention to me
-
- But I said "Look here brother
- who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
- Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
- Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
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- The mystery man got nervous
- And he fidget around a bit
- He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
- And he whipped out a shaving kit
- Now I thought it was a razor
- And a can of foaming goo
- But he told me right then when the top popped open
- There was nothin' his box won't do
- With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
- He said "You might not believe this, little fella
- But it'll cure your asthma too"
-
- And I said "Look here brother
- Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
- Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
- Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
- *(Don't waste your time)*
-
- "I've got troubles of my own", I said
- "And you can't help me out
- So, take your meditations and your preparations
- And ram it up your snout!"
- "But I got the crystal ball", he said
- And held it to the ligh
- So I snatched it, all away from him
- And I showed him how to do it right
-
- I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
- So I looked like I was deep
- I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
- I told him he was going to sleep
- I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
- And everything else I found
- I had that sucker hypnotized
- He couldn't even make a sound
- I proceeded to tell him his future, then
- As long as he was hanging around
- I said "The price of meat has just gone up
- And your old lady has just gone down!"
-
- And I said "Look here brother-who you
- Jiving with that cosmik debris?
- Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
- Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
- So, don't waste your time on me"
- Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
- *(Shante)*